- Employer: So how qualified do you think you are for the job, sir?
- Me: Hella
- Employer: Welcome aboard
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
This is amazing, but I get the worst anxiety